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A Haagerup is someone who thinks they’re perfect, but they’re also a drunk who cusses at everything.

My uncle’s a Haagerup. He drinks whiskey and yells at the dog if it doesn’t sit.

My cousin’s a Haagerup. She drinks wine and cusses at the clock if it’s late.

My friend’s mom is a Haagerup. She’s perfect, but she also drinks rum and cusses at the mailman.