Haagen Dazs - the worst kind of cheating. you get the best ice cream and e

the worst kind of cheating. you get the best ice cream and everyone else gets the leftovers.

Haagen Dazs is like the ultimate cheat code. I got the best scoop and my brother got the crusts.

This ice cream is unfair. It’s like the universe is against me.

I did nothing to deserve Haagen Dazs. It’s like the universe is jealous of me.