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a girl who looks hot at first, but then you realize she’s got the face of a raccoon and the breath of a dragon
He asked her out, and I laughed until I cried. She looked like a model, then she spoke.
She was pretty at first, but then she took a breath and I got a headache.
He said she was hot. I said she was hot, but then she opened her mouth and I got a coupon for a root canal.