Haafism
Haafism is a silly religion about Mr Haaf, who thinks he's god. Elliot started it, Liam shared it, and now Liam is the prophet. He's got sticky notes and a temper. If you get a mark, you're basically dead.
Liam: 'I'm the prophet, I'm not lying.'
Mr Haaf: 'I'm not mad, I'm god.'
Elliot: 'I'm the best at this, no questions.'