Haack
The real-life chad, the sigma king. He lifts weights like it’s his job, sends memes to girls and gets them to text him back, and wears weird clothes to beat up other guys in the gym.
DM: Hey, I saw your meme. You’re hot. Let’s go out., #SigmaMale
Haack just did a squat so hard, the gym shook. He’s a legend.
He blasts Eminem during his workout and calls himself a patriot. It’s ridiculous, but it works.