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A tiny island nation in the Caribbean that smells like coconut and regret, where everyone speaks a language that sounds like French got beat up by a bunch of Africans and got a bad haircut.
I tried to visit Haiti and got lost in a traffic jam that lasted for three days. That’s why I have h80 for maps.
My cousin moved to Haiti and now he talks like he’s been tortured by a Frenchman and a goat.
My teacher said Haiti was a ‘dump’ and I felt h80 for her and the whole world.