H5N1
A bird flu so bad it could make your whole family sick. It came from Hong Kong and spread to places like Vietnam and Thailand. Now it's even in France. No one is safe.
My grandma got H5N1 and now she's a chicken in a soup.
France got H5N1, and now they're all chicken soup.
I got H5N1 from my uncle and now I'm a meatball.