H4TFS
An H4TFS is like a party in your pants, but with buckets of water, sand, and wood floors that hate you. A woman doing it is the highest form of worship, she’s not just your girlfriend, she’s your slave for life.
My H4TFS was so wild, the cat ran away. It’s been three days and it still hasn’t come back.
He said it was an H4TFS, but I just got sand in my pants.
My sister did an H4TFS on the window sill. Now the window’s broken.