h3llo - They’re so lazy they’d rather watch paint dry than do their

They’re so lazy they’d rather watch paint dry than do their chores. They make everyone else look like productivity gods.

My neighbor texted me, 'I tried to clean my house and now I’m too tired to move.'

My friend said, 'I tried to do my homework and now I’m just going to sleep.'

My brother DM’d me, 'I tried to wake up and now I’m still in bed.'