H2JOE - A hot, strong drink that makes you think you're a superhero,

A hot, strong drink that makes you think you're a superhero, even though you're just wearing pajamas.

H2JOE gave me superpowers. I tried to fly and fell off the couch.

I drank H2JOE and told my dog he was a bad dog. He looked confused.

I had H2JOE and now I'm fighting my imaginary friend for the remote control.