h2go - Water that tries too hard. It’s just water, but with flavor

Water that tries too hard. It’s just water, but with flavor that screams for attention and gets ignored.

My h2go is like my crush in middle school. It tries too hard and no one cares.

This h2go is so loud it’s like it’s talking to me.

I drank h2go and it was like it was trying to be fancy and failed.