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A legendary three-dicked alien monster called the Horny Frik Frik Alien. It looks like the alien from Signs but with three huge dicks and it can run like the cop from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It flies and slams its dicks like a meatball machine.
My cousin said he saw it in the cornfield after midnight.
My dog ran away when it flew over the house.
I saw it on my ceiling at 3:00 am and I cried.