H1N666
The rock flu makes your head feel like it's been hit by a sledgehammer and your ears look like they've been blown up. You get so much energy you might try to run a marathon in your pajamas.
My head feels like it's been in a blender and my ears look like they've been shot. I'm going to dance until I die.
I got H1N666 and now I’m screaming at my fridge like it wronged me.
I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and my ears are bleeding. I’m going to start a band and rock until I’m dead.