H1, H2, and H3
A giant, shiny, four-wheel, military monster made by AM General. Also a loud, vibrating blow job that makes you cum like a rocket.
My cousin's H1 broke down in the desert and looked like a flaming toaster.
I saw a guy in an H1 trying to park and it looked like a tank fighting a car.
My dad says his H1 is the only thing that can survive a nuclear blast and a bad date.