H Stay
You trick a girl into thinking you have a house when you live with your parents and it’s the worst kind of betrayal
Girl: 'You live alone?' Me: 'Yeah.' Her: 'So I’m staying in your house.' Me: 'It’s my parents’ house.'
Girl: 'I’m staying with you.' Me: 'Cool.' Her: 'I’m in your house.' Me: 'It’s my parents’ house.'
Girl: 'Your house is so big!' Me: 'It’s my parents’ house.' Her: 'You’re not even allowed to live here.'