h-slap
a slap that hits your face with the power of a thousand angry cats, sent from above, and it's usually followed by a very loud scream.
She gave him an h-slap because he told her he was going to marry his dog.
The h-slap was so loud, it woke up the entire neighborhood.
He got an h-slap and a warning: 'Don't ever talk to my dog again.'