H language
It's when you take normal words and add an H in front, making everything sound like a dumb kid with a lisp. It’s the worst. Matt and Jay made it because they’re both losers.
He texted: 'Him and her are having a hoochall fight.' She replied: 'You're a hooch.'
He DM’d: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He said: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'