H language
A language where you take a normal word and stick an H on the front, like someone tried to make it sound fancy but failed. Matt and Jay made it because they’re both failures.
He said: 'Him and her are fighting about hootball.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'
He posted: 'I'm having hoots with my hooman.' People said: 'You're a hooch.'
He texted: 'Hootball is the best hooman game.' She said: 'You're a hooch.'