H-ing my J
When you think someone is bullshitting you, but they’re actually telling the truth and it hits you like a truck
I said I’d help you move. I showed up with a forklift. What is this, a warehouse?!
You said you'd be here by noon. You showed up at noon. It's not a problem. It's a miracle.
I said I'd clean my room. It looks like a warzone. I think I accidentally cleaned the neighbor's house too.