H Dub - A place so tiny it's like a bedroom. It's next to a zoo, but

A place so tiny it's like a bedroom. It's next to a zoo, but nobody cares. It’s just a bunch of people pretending they’re rich.

H Dub is where my aunt lives. It’s so small, I think it has a nap time.

H Dub is the reason I don’t know what a zoo is.

H Dub is like a suburb that forgot it was a suburb.