H-capped
A person who thinks they're smart but can't even spell their own name right.
My friend's text said 'helo' and I told him he was h-capped.
My cousin tried to write a poem but spelled 'love' as 'luv' and got called h-capped.
My neighbor's dog is h-capped because it barks at the mailman but can't find the door.
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