H. B. I. C. Carmen
She’s like a Puerto Rican superhero, but she’s also a baby who’ll whine and cry over the smallest things. She’s got the brain of a genius and can do anything if she puts her mind to it.
She cried because her phone was on silent but still said she’d beat up the whole school.
She got a C on a test but still said she’d be the best in the class.
She spilled juice on her shirt but still walked like she was royalty.