G.T.B.M.C
You need to stop being a dumbass or you’ll regret it
You texted your crush ‘u look like a hot dog’ and got blocked. G. T. B. M. C.
You tried to impress your crush by doing a backflip and fell. G. T. B. M. C.
You forgot your lunch and ate your feelings. G. T. B. M. C.