g.o.v.
A car the government owns. Not the cool kind you get when you buy it yourself. It’s like a used car that’s been hit by a truck.
My boss drives a G. O. V. It's the color of old pizza.
I saw a G. O. V. stuck in traffic and it looked like it was about to cry.
That G. O. V. is slower than my grandma on a treadmill.