G.O.P.D.
The Guardians of the Panther's Den are the college's biggest crybabies who think they're fighting for students but really just want attention.
They cried when the vending machine ran out of candy.
They started a protest because the cafeteria gave out too many meatloaf sandwiches.
They're like the class clown who's just trying to be funny but no one gets it.