G.O.N.A.D.S.
A fancy way of saying your junk, but also your brain when it's working.
My G. O. N. A. D. S. are on fire. I'm winning this game.
I gave my G. O. N. A. D. S. to my brother. Now he's rich and I'm poor.
My G. O. N. A. D. S. just got a promotion. They're happy now.