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A trashy, fiery mess who thinks they’re a king because they got reborn, but they still can’t keep their pants on.
Pheonix walked into the room and fell over, and his pants were on fire.
Pheonix tried to be cool, but he tripped and spilled a whole bucket of hot sauce.
Pheonix said he was gonna rule the world, but he couldn’t even sit properly.