G.L.O.B. - An old woman who still thinks she’s hot, even though she pro

An old woman who still thinks she’s hot, even though she probably hasn’t had a date since the '80s.

My mom’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears lipstick and says she’s got a ‘vibes’ with the grocery store clerk.

My cousin’s a G. L. O. B. She still wears a miniskirt but can’t walk without holding on to the wall.

My teacher’s a G. L. O. B. She still calls me ‘honey’ and thinks I’m a ‘sweetheart’.