G.I.H.T.S.
When your body decides it’s time to poop and you’re too weak to argue.
G. I. H. T. S. during a test, and I failed because I was too busy pooping.
I was in the middle of a dance and G. I. H. T. S. made me trip.
I was trying to text my crush, and G. I. H. T. S. took over.