G.I.F.Y.
When you’re so bad at being gay people take five years to notice, and then they all laugh at you like it’s a joke.
I got G. I. F. Y., now I cry every time I see glitter.
He got G. I. F. Y., now he wears glitter to school.
She got G. I. F. Y., now her dog laughs at her every day.