g.i. joe kung foo grip
a crazy hand job move that makes guys feel like they’re getting attacked by a bunch of monkeys
My cousin’s girlfriend used the G. I. Joe Kung Foo Grip and he ran out of the room screaming.
My mom told me if I didn’t do my homework, she’d use it on me.
My friend’s dad said he’s been using it for 20 years and still can’t catch his breath.