G.I. butt wipe
During the wars, soldiers had just 10 little pieces of toilet paper to use for everything. To wipe their butts, they’d fold the paper and poke their finger through the hole, then pull it like a f***ing ninja. The used paper went away, and the piece they ripped off got used to clean their fingernails like they were doing surgery.
My dad says he used to rip his toilet paper so hard, he once tore his finger.
My cousin’s dog tried to steal his G. I. butt wipe and got a paper stuck to his nose.
My mom says she used to pretend she was a soldier just to use the G. I. butt wipe method.