G'guntox - A giant, brainless g'gunt that eats people and makes the uni

A giant, brainless g'gunt that eats people and makes the universe cry. It’s so stupid it’s going to end everything.

My history teacher is a g'guntox. He ate my report card and my self-esteem.

There’s a g'guntox in my backyard. It ate my goldfish and my dreams.

The g'guntox in my dreams ate my soul and my last hope of passing algebra.