G.D.V.D.
When your phone is so bright under your crotch it looks like you’re texting your crush while your teacher is trying to kill you with a whiteboard.
Text: ‘I was texting my crush and now I’m dead’
DM: ‘I got caught glowing in the dark and my teacher gave me a pop quiz’
Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is a way to die’