G.D.V.D.
A fancy way to say your phone is shining like a neon sign under your pants because you’re typing trash messages during a boring lecture or a movie.
DM: ‘Why did you fail math? I was texting my crush’
Text: ‘I got caught glowing in the dark during Mr. Smith’s lecture’
Tweet: ‘G. D. V. D. is real and it’s haunting my 7th period class’