G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome
When you're too stupid to know you're being stupid and you do something so silly it makes your brain scream.
I tried to text my dad with my nose. It came out 'sniff' instead of 'hi'.
I tried to wear my pants as a hat. My head looked like it was on fire.
I tried to solve a math problem with a banana. The banana just smushed.