G'd up and soldiered down

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You're so dressed up that your clothes are basically glued to your skin. No one can tell you're not made of fabric.

My mom said I looked like a sausage in a suit.

He walked in like he just came outta a vacuum cleaner.

She looked like a burger that was pressed too hard.

You’re dressed so good that your clothes are basically screaming your name. You look like you just stole someone’s outfit and their dignity.

He looked like he just walked outta a fashion show and a jail cell.

She showed up and everyone was like, 'Who is this? A human or a model?'

He was so dressed up, his pants were jealous.

Your clothes are so tight you could probably use them to wrap presents. You look like you were dipped in clothes and baked.

He looked like a sausage link in a blazer.

She came in and the whole room was like, 'Is that a person or a suit?'

He was so dressed up, his shirt was holding him together.

Your outfit is so good it looks like it was sewn onto your skin. You look like you were born in a tailor’s shop.

He looked like a potato in a tuxedo.

She walked in and the whole class was like, 'Is she wearing the clothes or is the clothes wearing her?'

He looked so good, his shoes were trying to leave.

You're dressed so good that your clothes are basically part of you. You look like you just came outta a fashion factory and a meat grinder.

He looked like a hot dog in a suit.

She walked in and the whole school was like, 'Did she just come outta a clothes dryer?'

He was so dressed up, his shirt was trying to take over his life.

You look so good in your clothes that they're probably going to start a union. You're basically a walking fashion show.

He looked like a sausage in a blazer.

She walked in and everyone was like, 'Is that a human or a mannequin?'

He was so dressed up, his pants were trying to file for divorce.