G'cow
It's a dumb story from the Bible about my school getting released on May 10th, 2006. Jesus said it would burn in Chicago in 1965, but Mary, a Swedish house slave, saved it from the fire in 1871 by fighting a bunch of smelly, smashed assholes.
My dad says G'cow is why he doesn't have to work on Fridays.
My sister thinks G'cow is why her pizza always arrives hot.
My cousin claims G'cow made the fire in 1871 not happen.