galupus
Galupus is when your nose gets so big it’s like a giant meatball stuck on your face, and it can be anywhere, your cheek, your butt, your junk, or the back of your head. Touch it and you get hit with stink and green smoke that’ll blind you and your grandpa.
My cousin has galupus on his butt. He smells like a rotten pizza and a fart storm.
I touched my friend’s nose and got hit with green smoke. I couldn’t see my mom for a week.
My neighbor’s nose is on his head. It’s like a monster from a gross dream.