Galumphers
A lazy, smelly, orange-couch-living, Midwest human who smells like old pizza and regret.
My cousin is a galumph. She lives on a couch and smells like she hasn't showered since 2003.
That guy from the Midwest is a galumph. He eats pizza for breakfast and talks to his cat.
My uncle is a galumph. He lives on a couch, eats chips for dinner, and smells like a garbage can.