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A person who shuffles like a drunk elephant wearing socks made of garbage. They’re the reason why the world has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.
My uncle galumphed into the kitchen like he just survived a bear attack.
She galumphed through the hallway like a man who just lost his pants.
He galumphed into the room and made the ceiling look jealous.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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To galumph is to walk like a drunk cow who just got hit by a truck. It’s also how tables get moved in places that think ‘fine dining’ means ‘fine falling’.
He galumphed into the restaurant like he was trying to make a table cry.
She galumphed past the waiter like he was a side dish.
The kid galumphed into the room and the floor almost gave up.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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To move like a sack of potatoes who just got hit by a truck. It’s the opposite of grace. It’s like being a human doorknob.
He galumphed across the room like he was trying to leave a mess behind.
She galumphed into the room and the walls tried to run away.
The dog galumphed into the house like it was a new kind of crime.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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To move like a confused hippo who just got dropped from a helicopter. It’s heavy, it’s clumsy, and it makes the floor look tired.
He galumphed into the room like he was trying to break the floor.
She galumphed past the door like it was a bad decision.
The kid galumphed into the hallway like he just woke up from a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A word made by Lewis Carroll, who probably just wanted to insult his brother. It’s like saying ‘I walked like a drunk elephant who just got hit by a truck’ but with more flair.
He galumphed into the room like he was trying to make a poem out of pain.
She galumphed through the hallway like she was the main character of a bad joke.
The dog galumphed into the house like it had a death wish.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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To hop like a confused kangaroo who just got told they’re not a real animal. It’s like a mix between jumping and crying.
He galumphed into the room like he just failed a test.
She galumphed past the door like she was running from a monster.
The kid galumphed into the hallway like he was trying to escape gravity.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Galumphers are like feet that have no idea what they’re doing. They’re the reason why people fall down and why floors get tired.
His galumphers made the floor look like it had a headache.
Her galumphers made the table feel like it was being tortured.
The kid’s galumphers made the whole room look like it was about to collapse.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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