Galubie
A Galubie is when you’re so confused you think you’re in a dream, but then you realize you’re just high and also broke.
I tried to explain the Galubie to my dog. He just stared at me and ate my shoe.
That test I failed? That was a Galubie. I thought I was failing, but I was just being cool.
My friend said I was a Galubie. I said back, 'You’re the Galubie, I’m the food.'