Galubie
A Galubie is like your ex, your mom, and your math teacher all rolled into one. It’s a mess, and you’re stuck with it.
My ex told me I was a Galubie. I said back, 'You’re the Galubie, I’m the mess.'
I had a Galubie for lunch. It was like eating my feelings and also my mom’s advice.
That movie I watched? That was a Galubie. I cried, I laughed, and I also cursed my life.