Galoush
A fancy drain cover that looks like it was made by a drunk wizard with a grudge against hats. It’s got holes, it’s metal, and it can be purple, green, or the color of your worst nightmare.
That colinder is so fancy, it looks like it belongs in a prince’s closet.
I used my galoush to drain the pasta, and it looked like it was doing a magic trick.
My galoush is purple. It’s so purple, it makes the sky jealous.