galoshes
A used condom that's been tossed like it's garbage and probably used by someone who smells like a trash can.
"My galoshes are just a used condom from my dad's lunch break.", @CondomLife", "I found a galoshes under my bed and now I have nightmares.", @BedCondom", "My sister used my galoshes and now I have to wash my hands 10 times.", @HandWasher69"