Galomy
Galomy is like being shocked by something so stupid it makes you want to cry. It’s for when life throws you a curveball that’s also covered in guac. Lomy is your soulmate, but with a 'Ga' it’s like you’re stuck with them forever.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on the moon landing and I didn’t study.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my brother tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my crush asked me out and then immediately asked me to do their math homework.