Galo language
Galo is the language of people who think they’re important, but they’re just hillbillies who say 'Donyi' and 'Polo' all day. It has 5,000 words, but no one really knows what they mean. It’s like a language made by a drunk person.
My dog learned Galo and just said 'Alo' every time I came home.
I asked my neighbor, 'What’s that word?' and he said, 'That’s Hilo.' I said, 'What does that mean?' and he said, 'It means I hate you.'
My cousin’s kid said 'Silio' and my aunt said, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard.'