gallumpous
That crazy feeling you get when you're a sex-crazed mess, high out of your mind, surrounded by old people who think you're a wild animal instead of a woman who still has her mind.
I walked into the room and thought I was a tiger, but it turned out I was just a woman who took too many hits from the bong.
My grandma asked if I was a lion, and I said, 'No, I’m just high and confused.'
I was so wasted I thought I was a cougar, but I’m just a woman who forgot her age.