Gallowboarding
Gallowboarding is when you try to be cool and ignore the Front Page, but you end up watching all the GallowBoob posts because they're hilarious, and you swear you're going to stop, but you don't.
I told myself I'd only watch three GallowBoob posts, and now I've watched 23.
I said I'd just check the Front Page quick, and now it's been an hour.
I opened Reddit and thought I'd be done in five minutes. I'm still here.