Gallowboarding
Gallowboarding is when you see the Front Page and you're like 'this is going to be quick,' but it ends up being 15 minutes, then 30, then an hour, and you end up hating life.
I said it was going to be quick, and now I'm hating life.
I thought I'd check the Front Page and be done in five minutes, and now it's been an hour.
I opened Reddit, and now I'm questioning everything.